Funny Merry Christmas Wishes

Funny Merry Christmas Wishes If you want to ship a few right Funny christmas desires for your buddies and loved ones this Christmas, you’ve come at the right area. Here we’ve got a listing of witty, funny and humorous Christmas messages and jokes to be able to make them smile, if not giggle. Scroll down and skim our Christmas jokes and funny christmas wishes pics beneath.

Funny Merry Christmas Wishes

Funny Merry Christmas Wishes

Funny Merry Christmas Wishes


People send Christmas gifts and playing cards with coronary heart warming Christmas messages to their spouse and children and buddies Add pleasure and laughter this season with humorous christmas rates, Christmas wordings, Christmas Gifts, Funny Christmas wishes and Funny Christmas Messages on the way to tickle your buddies’ funny bones. Share the happiness of this season and be an awesome blessing to all.

The only present you can gift Jesus during his birthday is good behavior. you can try to be good today then go back to normal after Christmas.

I am sending love, care and great cheer, your way during this Christmas. I hope you remember this message in case we don’t end up meeting during this Christmas.

Make sure you have all the children in the family playing together such that they are all distracted, and you and all the grown-ups can meet up, drink silly and enjoy Christmas.

With all the snow during Christmas, just make sure you set up a lot of indoor fun activity so that Christmas does not turn out to be boring. Make merry thing Christmas.

Funny Merry Christmas Wishes

Funny Merry Christmas Wishes

A good Christmas gift is the landlord forgoing the December rent so that you can find more money to drink and make merry. Have fun and enjoy this Christmas.

With all the bills of the Christmas and new year, I know you are not sure how you will manage this season. I wish you the best of lack with the budgeting and try to make Christmas fun.

May you forgive your enemies and those that have done you wrong. Basically, I am giving you a heads up to forgive me for all the times I did you wrong and maintain the Christmas spirit throughout.

May sure you limit your children’s Christmas gifts because you are the one who will be paying for them so think twice and happy a budget friendly Christmas.


Here are some of humorous Christmas messages and Christmas card wordings that you can use for your Christmas cards. You can also use these messages as Christmas SMS and Christmas Text messages. You can send these Christmas Wishes along with some great Christmas gifts to show your love and affection to somebody


Christmas is the festival of love and spirit

So let us drink the spirit to feel love

Merry Christmas to You

Man will live for ever

Because of Christmas

(Because of Christmas Day drinking)

Merry Christmas to you

Christmas is the day for blessings and love

So let us do not overload priest

Celebrate the Christmas here with party

Merry Christmas to you

May on this Christmas

Glow of prosperity and joy of Happiness

Fill in you body along with Christmas wine

Merry Christmas to you

Let us rejoice and enjoy

Has lord has given this day

to drink as much you want

Happy Christmas

Funny Merry Christmas Wishes

Funny Merry Christmas Wishes

Do not expect Santa

They all are Drunk and flat

Merry Christmas without gifts

I am wishing you Christmas wishes around you.

Have two drinks and look

Merry Christmas

Christmas is not only for praying and praising

But for drinking and messing around also

Merry Christmas

Please allow Jesus to Come and

Bless people in Church on Christmas,

If he sees you there he may not.

So come here and have party with me

Merry Christmas to you

I have Kept some photos in my home

So come here instead of Church

you can drink and pray,

And no more boring speech from the priest

Merry Christmas and Happy New year

Funny Christmas Messages and Funny Christmas Greetings



Christmas is for priest, He rejoices

Again and again while delivering the speech

To helpless Church crowd.

(Father, forgive them, for they do not know what they are doing)

So let us celebrate the Christmas here

Merry Christmas to you


Christmas is truly full of wonders.

It makes all of my savings disappear!

That is the Christmas magic

Merry Christmas



They say that Christmas is just around the corner

How can it be when the world is round?


Anybody know where can I buy love?

They told me that it is the best thing to give this Christmas.


I think Santa’s wish for this Christmas should be to lose weight.


Rudolph has a red nose because he is drunk.


I think Santa should hire giants instead of elves so that he can have a faster production of gifts.


Before, children are the carolers.

Nowadays, I wonder why streets are field with adult carolers.


Funny Merry Christmas Wishes

Funny Merry Christmas Wishes

Mother gives coins to children carolers, and gives bills to adult ones.

Why is that so?

Isn’t it Christmas is for children?


I am so excited to wear my new dress today just to see that my Godparents were out of their house.



I think Santa must ride a plane instead of sleigh so that he can reach me faster.

I oftentimes fell asleep waiting for him.


Is Santa so busy that he cannot find time to groom himself?

I think he needs to shave his beard.


People went to midnight mass not to hear mass, but to let their seatmates hear their snores.


I would say all I want for Christmas is YOU,

But I really would love a new credit card as well!


Since I brought the presents,

I’ve asked Santa to bring you love and happiness!


Hold peace, love and hope in your heart always

And Christmas will bring you what you wish for.


I know your family is dysfunctional.

Still, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!


If you look for me at Christmas,

Don’t forget to check the local bar!



I pray to see not just Santa but also the Three Kings this Christmas.

This is the time when I can kiss the person I want to along with a Christmas greeting without being slapped on my face.You are all I want for Christmas.

But of course I would also appreciate much if I will get cars, house, cash and diamonds perhaps.


I wonder how old Santa Claus is.


Yippee! Another day again to receive, receive, and receive!

Funny Merry Christmas Wishes

Funny Merry Christmas Wishes

Christmas makes me feel nervous and threatened because I will be seeing again my godchildren.


They say Christmas is a time for smiles.

How can I smile if my wallet has ran out of cash?




Hurray! Its Christmas holiday, time to forget about work and school hustle for God knows how long only to spend all our money and remember why we even go to work in the first place.

I don’t how many turkeys are going to lose their lives during this Christmas season, but I am so sure, one of them will die for you. I hope that makes you feel even more loved this Christmas.

The Christmas season is just meant to fill up our houses with all the necessary stuff after taking advantage of the discounts and the endless shopping offers. So, celebrate Christmas and shop till you drop.

Ensure you pay for security at your doorstep because as much as Santa comes with presents, he comes at night. Be sure to look out of fake Santa.

Christmas season is a time where good acts are rewarded, and bad acts are punished. I don’t who came up with that saying because Santa brings everyone presents.

Christmas season is the only time when you should not think of yourself but rather give more attention to your friends and family. I count you to make my Christmas memorable.

All these stories about Santa Claus we have heard over the years makes me wonder how old Santa really is. May this Christmas spirit keep growing in you like Santa age.

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